Monday, 20 July 2009

The Xvart who wore Woolen Mittens...

Sometimes this game is unintentionally amusing:

A Xvart comes into view! It is wearing some Polished Woolen Mittens
A Greedy Adventurer comes into view!
A Xvart comes into view!
The Greedy Adventurer attacks but misses you
You hit the Greedy Adventurer
You have killed the Greedy Adventurer!
The Xvart glares evilly at you!
The Xvart attacks but misses you
The Xvart attacks but misses you
You hit the Xvart
You have killed the Xvart!
The Xvart hits you but your armour absorbs the blow
The Xvart attacks but misses you
You hit the Xvart
You have killed the Xvart!
You see some Polished Woolen Mittens here
You pick up some Polished Woolen Mittens
You now have some Polished Woolen Mittens
You put on some Polished Woolen Mittens
They are some Woolen Mittens [1, 0]!

It sounds like some mad Dr Seuss story, possibly writen under the heavy influence of drugs: "The Xvart who wore Woolen Mittens".

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